Everything Must Go
by Jeremiah Daws · built with an AI coding agent · plays free at grandmas-house-alpha.vercel.app
Free, no install, runs in the browser. Hosted by its creator at grandmas-house-alpha.vercel.app — the link opens their site, not a copy on ours.
What Everything Must Go is
Everything Must Go is a destruction sandbox game by Jeremiah Daws. Grandma kept it all for fifty years. She is in the next room, and she can hear you. Every texture is drawn in code — there isn't a single image file in the game. It is a 251 KB download that loaded in 0.6s when we tested it.
Everything Must Go: measured
We loaded Everything Must Go in a real headless Chrome, played it, and recorded what it did. Blank cells are facts we could not measure, not zeros.
| Download | 251 KB | Total bytes fetched on first load. |
|---|---|---|
| Loads in | 0.6s | Time to the load event on a desktop connection. |
| Frame pacing | 17 ms (~60 fps) | Median frame time while playing; 95th percentile 17 ms. |
| Renderer | 2D canvas / DOM | What the game draws with. |
| Requests | 4 | Files fetched — a low count means a self-contained build. |
| On a phone | Fits a 390px screen | Measured in a 390×844 viewport. |
| Touch controls | Detected | The page exposes touch input. |
Method and the full 47-game comparison: how we measured these games.
Controls
Read from the game’s own page. Check in-game for the full scheme.
Everything Must Go FAQ
Is Everything Must Go free to play?
Yes. Everything Must Go is free and runs in your browser at grandmas-house-alpha.vercel.app — no download, no install and no account. It was made by Jeremiah Daws.
What kind of game is Everything Must Go?
Everything Must Go is a destruction sandbox game. Grandma kept it all for fifty years. She is in the next room, and she can hear you. Every texture is drawn in code — there isn't a single image file in the game.
Does Everything Must Go work on mobile?
It fits a phone screen — we measured no horizontal overflow in a 390×844 viewport. The page also exposes touch controls.
How big is Everything Must Go?
251 KB on first load, across 4 requests, loading in about 0.6 seconds.
Who made Everything Must Go?
Jeremiah Daws, using an AI coding agent. It is one of 53 games built this way that we catalogue and measure.
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Everything Must Go was made by Jeremiah Daws and is hosted on their own site at grandmas-house-alpha.vercel.app. EveryGameMade does not host or claim this game — this page is a catalogue entry, the screenshot is a frame we captured of it running, and the specs are our own measurements. Creators: get in touch to correct or remove an entry.