Strategy

Almost Surgery

by · built with an AI coding agent · plays free at almostsurgery.ragim.dev

▶ Play Almost Surgery

Free, no install, runs in the browser. Hosted by its creator at almostsurgery.ragim.dev — the link opens their site, not a copy on ours.

What Almost Surgery is

Almost Surgery is a strategy game by None. Darkly comic surgery sim where you saw, cut and electrocute patients for money. Vibe Jam 2026 Most Cursed award. Built with Godot. It is a 19.9 MB download that loaded in 2.1s when we tested it and renders with WebGL.

Almost Surgery: measured

We loaded Almost Surgery in a real headless Chrome, played it, and recorded what it did. Blank cells are facts we could not measure, not zeros.

Download19.9 MBTotal bytes fetched on first load.
Loads in2.1sTime to the load event on a desktop connection.
RendererANGLE (NVIDIA, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 Laptop GPU (0x00002860) Direct3D11 vs_5_0 ps_5_0, DWhat the game draws with.
Requests12Files fetched — a low count means a self-contained build.
On a phoneFits a 390px screenMeasured in a 390×844 viewport.

Method and the full comparison: how we measured these games · what games like this cost to build.

Almost Surgery FAQ

Is Almost Surgery free to play?

Yes. Almost Surgery is free and runs in your browser at almostsurgery.ragim.dev — no download, no install and no account. It was made by None.

What kind of game is Almost Surgery?

Almost Surgery is a strategy game. Darkly comic surgery sim where you saw, cut and electrocute patients for money. Vibe Jam 2026 Most Cursed award. Built with Godot.

Does Almost Surgery work on mobile?

It fits a phone screen — we measured no horizontal overflow in a 390×844 viewport. We did not detect touch controls, so a keyboard and mouse may still be needed.

How big is Almost Surgery?

19.9 MB on first load, across 12 requests, loading in about 2.1 seconds.

Who made Almost Surgery?

None, using an AI coding agent. It is one of 393 games built this way that we catalogue and measure.

Credit

Almost Surgery was made by and is hosted on their own site at almostsurgery.ragim.dev. EveryGameMade does not host or claim this game — this page is a catalogue entry, the screenshot is a frame we captured of it running, and the specs are our own measurements. Creators: get in touch to correct or remove an entry.