Calm Down, Stalin
Developed by Cartboard Games · Published by Cartboard Games
At a glance
Overview
A casual, indie game by Cartboard Games, published by Cartboard Games — single-player.
Steam’s own one-line description: “Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!” — developer/publisher text via the Steam store page.
Reception & community
Review sentiment, ownership and peak-concurrent estimates via SteamSpy; tags are player-voted on Steam. Estimates change over time.
Features & modes
Derived from the gameplay modes and feature categories Steam lists for Calm Down, Stalin.
| Feature | Supported |
|---|---|
| Single-player | Yes |
| Multiplayer | No |
| Co-op | No |
| Online co-op | No |
| PvP | No |
| Cross-platform multiplayer | No |
| Full controller support | No |
| Partial controller support | Yes |
| Steam Cloud saves | No |
| Steam Achievements | Yes |
System requirements (PC)
As published on the Steam store page. Requirements can change between updates.
Minimum
- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1GB dedicated
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Supported languages (2)
Calm Down, Stalin FAQ
Answered from the official Steam listing as of June 2026. Where something hasn't been announced, we say so rather than guess.
What kind of game is Calm Down, Stalin?
Steam classifies Calm Down, Stalin as a Casual, Indie game, developed by Cartboard Games. Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
How much does Calm Down, Stalin cost?
As of June 2026, Steam lists Calm Down, Stalin at $1.59. Prices and regional pricing change — check the Steam page for the current figure.
Is Calm Down, Stalin single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes for Calm Down, Stalin: Single-player. It lists a single-player mode.
Is Calm Down, Stalin on PlayStation, Xbox, or Switch?
Our data comes from the Steam (PC) store, which lists Calm Down, Stalin for Windows. Console availability isn’t in our Steam-sourced data — check the official site or the console store.
Is Calm Down, Stalin out yet?
Yes — Steam lists a release date of Sep 8, 2016.
What platforms is Calm Down, Stalin on?
Calm Down, Stalin is listed for Windows on the Steam (PC) store. Console availability isn't covered by Steam's PC store data — check the official channels.
Is Calm Down, Stalin single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes: Single-player.
How much does Calm Down, Stalin cost?
Steam lists it at $1.59.
Does Calm Down, Stalin have achievements?
Yes — Steam lists 16 achievements for Calm Down, Stalin.
Who made Calm Down, Stalin?
Calm Down, Stalin is developed by Cartboard Games and published by Cartboard Games.
Where to get Calm Down, Stalin
We don't sell games or track prices — this links to the official Steam store page.
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