Bernie Needs Love
Developed by Protomni Multimedia · Published by Protomni Multimedia
At a glance
Overview
An action, adventure, casual game by Protomni Multimedia, published by Protomni Multimedia — single-player. It is in Early Access.
Steam’s own one-line description: “A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.” — developer/publisher text via the Steam store page.
Reception & community
Review sentiment, ownership and peak-concurrent estimates via SteamSpy; tags are player-voted on Steam. Estimates change over time.
Features & modes
Derived from the gameplay modes and feature categories Steam lists for Bernie Needs Love.
| Feature | Supported |
|---|---|
| Single-player | Yes |
| Multiplayer | No |
| Co-op | No |
| Online co-op | No |
| PvP | No |
| Cross-platform multiplayer | No |
| Full controller support | Yes |
| Partial controller support | No |
| Steam Cloud saves | No |
| Steam Achievements | No |
System requirements (PC)
As published on the Steam store page. Requirements can change between updates.
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: Dual-core Intel i3 or similar
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Any GPU compatible with OpenGL ES 2.0
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
- OS *: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: Dual-core Intel i5 or similar
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Any GPU compatible with OpenGL ES 2.0
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Supported languages (1)
Bernie Needs Love FAQ
Answered from the official Steam listing as of June 2026. Where something hasn't been announced, we say so rather than guess.
What kind of game is Bernie Needs Love?
Steam classifies Bernie Needs Love as a Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie game, developed by Protomni Multimedia. A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
How much does Bernie Needs Love cost?
As of June 2026, Steam lists Bernie Needs Love at $2.99. Prices and regional pricing change — check the Steam page for the current figure.
Is Bernie Needs Love single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes for Bernie Needs Love: Single-player. It lists a single-player mode.
Is Bernie Needs Love on PlayStation, Xbox, or Switch?
Our data comes from the Steam (PC) store, which lists Bernie Needs Love for Windows, Linux. Console availability isn’t in our Steam-sourced data — check the official site or the console store.
Is Bernie Needs Love out yet?
Yes — Steam lists a release date of Aug 21, 2015.
What platforms is Bernie Needs Love on?
Bernie Needs Love is listed for Windows, Linux on the Steam (PC) store. Console availability isn't covered by Steam's PC store data — check the official channels.
Is Bernie Needs Love single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes: Single-player.
How much does Bernie Needs Love cost?
Steam lists it at $2.99.
Who made Bernie Needs Love?
Bernie Needs Love is developed by Protomni Multimedia and published by Protomni Multimedia.
Where to get Bernie Needs Love
We don't sell games or track prices — this links to the official Steam store page.
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