Behold the Kickmen
Developed by Size Five Games · Published by Size Five Games
At a glance
Overview
An action, casual, indie game by Size Five Games, published by Size Five Games — single-player.
Steam’s own one-line description: “BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.” — developer/publisher text via the Steam store page.
Reception & community
Review sentiment, ownership and peak-concurrent estimates via SteamSpy; tags are player-voted on Steam. Estimates change over time.
Features & modes
Derived from the gameplay modes and feature categories Steam lists for Behold the Kickmen.
| Feature | Supported |
|---|---|
| Single-player | Yes |
| Multiplayer | No |
| Co-op | No |
| Online co-op | No |
| PvP | No |
| Cross-platform multiplayer | No |
| Full controller support | No |
| Partial controller support | Yes |
| Steam Cloud saves | No |
| Steam Achievements | Yes |
System requirements (PC)
As published on the Steam store page. Requirements can change between updates.
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: 2.4Ghz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
Supported languages (1)
Behold the Kickmen FAQ
Answered from the official Steam listing as of June 2026. Where something hasn't been announced, we say so rather than guess.
What kind of game is Behold the Kickmen?
Steam classifies Behold the Kickmen as a Action, Casual, Indie, Sports game, developed by Size Five Games. BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
How much does Behold the Kickmen cost?
As of June 2026, Steam lists Behold the Kickmen at $0.99. Prices and regional pricing change — check the Steam page for the current figure.
Is Behold the Kickmen single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes for Behold the Kickmen: Single-player. It lists a single-player mode.
Is Behold the Kickmen on PlayStation, Xbox, or Switch?
Our data comes from the Steam (PC) store, which lists Behold the Kickmen for Windows, macOS. Console availability isn’t in our Steam-sourced data — check the official site or the console store.
Is Behold the Kickmen out yet?
Yes — Steam lists a release date of Jul 20, 2017.
What platforms is Behold the Kickmen on?
Behold the Kickmen is listed for Windows, macOS on the Steam (PC) store. Console availability isn't covered by Steam's PC store data — check the official channels.
Is Behold the Kickmen single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes: Single-player.
How much does Behold the Kickmen cost?
Steam lists it at $0.99.
Does Behold the Kickmen have achievements?
Yes — Steam lists 8 achievements for Behold the Kickmen.
What is Behold the Kickmen's Metacritic score?
Behold the Kickmen has a Metacritic score of 58/100, per the Steam store listing.
Who made Behold the Kickmen?
Behold the Kickmen is developed by Size Five Games and published by Size Five Games.
Where to get Behold the Kickmen
We don't sell games or track prices — this links to the official Steam store page.
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