All Noobs must die
Developed by Mango x2 · Published by Mango x2
At a glance
Overview
An action, adventure, indie game by Mango x2, published by Mango x2 — single-player.
Steam’s own one-line description: “A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!” — developer/publisher text via the Steam store page.
Reception & community
Review sentiment, ownership and peak-concurrent estimates via SteamSpy; tags are player-voted on Steam. Estimates change over time.
Features & modes
Derived from the gameplay modes and feature categories Steam lists for All Noobs must die.
| Feature | Supported |
|---|---|
| Single-player | Yes |
| Multiplayer | No |
| Co-op | No |
| Online co-op | No |
| PvP | No |
| Cross-platform multiplayer | No |
| Full controller support | No |
| Partial controller support | No |
| Steam Cloud saves | No |
| Steam Achievements | No |
System requirements (PC)
As published on the Steam store page. Requirements can change between updates.
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP, Windows Vista или Windows 7
- Processor: Dual Core 2 GHz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 6800 or ATI Radeon x1950 or better with 256MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 200 MB available space
Supported languages (2)
All Noobs must die FAQ
Answered from the official Steam listing as of June 2026. Where something hasn't been announced, we say so rather than guess.
What kind of game is All Noobs must die?
Steam classifies All Noobs must die as a Action, Adventure, Indie, Strategy game, developed by Mango x2. A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!
How much does All Noobs must die cost?
As of June 2026, Steam lists All Noobs must die at $2.99. Prices and regional pricing change — check the Steam page for the current figure.
Is All Noobs must die single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes for All Noobs must die: Single-player. It lists a single-player mode.
Is All Noobs must die on PlayStation, Xbox, or Switch?
Our data comes from the Steam (PC) store, which lists All Noobs must die for Windows. Console availability isn’t in our Steam-sourced data — check the official site or the console store.
Is All Noobs must die out yet?
Yes — Steam lists a release date of Sep 14, 2023.
What platforms is All Noobs must die on?
All Noobs must die is listed for Windows on the Steam (PC) store. Console availability isn't covered by Steam's PC store data — check the official channels.
Is All Noobs must die single-player or multiplayer?
Steam lists these modes: Single-player.
How much does All Noobs must die cost?
Steam lists it at $2.99.
Who made All Noobs must die?
All Noobs must die is developed by Mango x2 and published by Mango x2.
Where to get All Noobs must die
We don't sell games or track prices — this links to the official Steam store page.
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